Dude, Calm Down Base

I feel so sorry for this guy. Everything that could have gone wrong on his date... did.

Rules:
~You don't have to ask to use.
~Link back--I'd love to see your work!
~Credit me
~Have fun!
~Please at least try to put some effort into it
~Frankendolling is okay with me as long as you get permission from the other base maker(s) and credit them and me